You might have ended up on this website after searching for my name on Google. I wonder who you are and why you’re looking me up online. Don’t you have anything else to do?
Alright, sit down and get ready. We’re going to talk about ALL the amazing stuff you’ve discovered about me on Google. I’m working on this website when I have time. I’m too busy living my life, which is what YOU should be doing instead of digging into MY business.
If you’re curious about the TV show I was on or the three times I faced charges but was never convicted, just hang tight. I’ll share that with you because it seems to be of great interest to you.
To my coworkers, I want to clarify that I’ve successfully passed two background checks to secure my current position. I have no criminal convictions. It’s becoming tiresome to have colleagues digging into my past and sharing their findings with others. I have no choice but to report it to HR and request action for workplace harassment.
Don’t worry, super fans will have their own page for recognition! It seems like a lot of people are looking for their 15 seconds of fame using my name. If you ever knew me in any way, wow, congratulations to you! Do you want a sticker? Seriously
It’s amusing how upset people get when I return the favor and look them up. You’re not victims here. How about focusing on your own lives and leaving me out of it?
Stay tuned for updates. I appreciate your understanding.
